Traditional School Day

[elfshimmer]

You are invited to St Virginia's on the Brook, Traditional School day.

New Term Starts Saturday 6th March 2004 at 3.30pm until 10pm

All Pupils are to arrive prompt for registration at 3.30pm Lessons commence at 4pm

Full school Uniform is to be worn by all pupils, staff are to be dressed appropriately.

Packed Lunch with a drink will be provided by the dinner ladies. The school Tuck Shop will open for the purchase of comestibles and refreshments. There will be NO chewing gum or bubble gum allowed on the school premises.

Guardians and parents are reminded that St Virginia’s on the Brook will apply vigorously the school rules and discipline this term will be enforced with vigour.

School fees for this term will be £20.00 payable at registration, and will cover the traditional school day with packed lunch (not tuck) and all class equipment. Pupils may bring their own pen if preferred.


School Address:
St Virginia’s on the Brook
Blunden Hall
Blunden Road
Farnborough
Hants
GU14 8QJ

Pre-registration may be made to :dintdoit76@hotmail.com
Enquiries to be made to : Kaz 07773300790

AS PER BRITISH SPANKING GROUP RULING A DONATION FROM ANY PROFITS WILL BE MADE TO BRITISH SPANKING

Kaz & Bunty xx

[pipseypaulsey]

How many real girls?
How many teachers?M/F ratio?
Hourly classes?
Role for non partipatory well behaved males in other
than school uniform?eg suit

[elfshimmer]

How many real girls?

Until the day when people register, we only have hearsay of attendees, at the moment we have some real girls saying they want to come, as well as special girls and boys.


How many teachers?M/F ratio?
We have 2 male teachers and the rest are female


Hourly classes?
A class will last 30 mins

Role for non partipatory well behaved males in other
than school uniform?eg suit

That depends what you want to do? i guess that it's you you are talking about. Some have asked to do mini lessons, which we will have prepared, some just want to watch, others want to get involved with naughtiness on the sideline, really depends what you want. Of course its all consensal, so you wouldn't be able to just go up to anyone and start to spank them.

Hope that answers your questions


Kaz

[voltan]

I hope the day is a great success and should be able to attend. Is there anyone else travelling over from Brighton & Hove who wants to share the journey?

[elfshimmer]

Preparations for St Virginia's are well under way, so everything should run smoothly and be a giggle on the day. I am looking forward to meeting some of the members that have said they are coming.

Kaz xx

[pipseypaulsey]

Yes Kaz thats helpful.
How far is the venue from Farnborough or other nearest railway station please?
Re:Dress code you dont mention it so its Ok to assume that
any presentable clothing is OK inc.smart casual whatever???

[elfshimmer]

Hello,

The nearest Mainline station is Farnborough Main and is a 25 min walk or a 5 min taxi ride. I have suggested to a few people that have said they are attending that on the way back Taxi sharing might be a good idea. I am going to draft a questionaire, so anyone that needs a taxi can let us know and we can order enough Taxi's for your return journey and you can save a couple of £'s.


I draw your attention to the first invite and posting, it states " Full school Uniform is to be worn by all pupils, staff are to be dressed appropriately". I wonder if the first punishment of the day should be your's?? LOL

I think either is easy enough to put together, for a pupil its a simple Skirt or Trousers in Grey, Black or Navy a white shirt and a tie that looks like an old school tie....... Nothing fancy.


Kaz x

[elfshimmer]

I forgot to say, (i am so tired, i should be wrapped up in bed) ....... staff are just as easy, suits or skirts and blouses, or if you are really lucky gown and mortice board.

kaz x

[pipseypaulsey]

Dear Elfshimmer,Hope you are better now?
This event sounds interesting and we are minded to come,
but having attended several dud squib events in the past,
for instance at rained out pubs where few if any interesting
people turned up we are naturally cautious,it being such a long
way to travel.
Our main question would I suppose to put it in words concerning
the scale and variety.
Is this to be a very small "do"with just half a dozen brave intrepids
or so or are quite large numbers of enthusiasts expected?
(Say 30-40 or above?)
Are the classes non stop every half hour from
3pm tp 10pm with different teachers and pupils in each class?
Are any well known names on the spanking scene likely to attend?
Hoping you can provide a little more detail we would love to hear.

[MissBehave]

Hi Elfshimmer

Yes, count both Smac and myself in.

Like any other event it is what you make it and we definitely intend enjoying ourselves...............and I will be trying not to missbehave ;)

Look forward to meeting everybody.

Just off to find me stink bombs!


MissBehave

[bunty]

The School day will run as best as we can manage it, given that the variables such as number of attendees cant be addressed beforehand unless we make it a tickets- in- advance only event, which we dont want to do.
The invitation gives plenty scope to use one's imagination for deciding what to wear, and kaz has kindly explained how some of the day will pass.
Other than that, I think people will come and see for themselves, and find some surprises, we hope. (nice ones)
As has been said, these events are as good as those attending it, and the numbers there arent so important as is the spirit in which it's enjoyed.
I confess to puzzlement as to quite why someone would want to come to a school party not dressed as either a teacher (smart suit, or smart trousers and tie, or cap and gown) or a pupil (plain grey, white or blue shirt, dark trousers, long or short, and stripey tie). And i'm bemused as to why a complete itinary is needed in advance - especially names of 'teachers'.
However, just to put minds at rest: Dressing as either a teacher or a pupil doesnt indicate that one has to 'play'. It just shows that you want to participate in the spirit of the day. It also reassures those who are playing, that they arent being watched as such. It affords a level of confidence; something I'm sure everyone going will hope to share in providing.

bunty

[elfshimmer]

Paulsey....

"Dear Elfshimmer,Hope you are better now"?
I was tired, not ill, so feeling quite well thank you.

Bunty has answered your questions, but i feel i need to add my thoughts on your questions, as i find some of them quite dispirting.

I have been running private events for almost 4 years now, as well as the Farnborough Munch, i have always had postitive feed back. This is my first ever so called commercial event which Bunty and myself are running in partnership. We have both put in a vast amount of time and thought into our event, hoping that everyone has a good time.

We have almost 40 people whom say they are attending, as Bunty rightly said and i did in my previous posting until the day who knows who will turn up. We can make the day a fun and successful one, with only a handful of people,

What makes a person interesting? to all of us is a different answer. Bunty and myself are two totally different personalities, but for some strange reason we became friends, must be something to do with effort to tolerate and understand each other, we worked on the effort of communication, without two way effort all converstaion is boring.

Pray tell me what is a well known name on the spanking scene?

There are people coming that have been in the scene for years, does that make them well known? If so i guess i am there and so is Bunty, we are known by quite a few people.

The school day is aimed at fun. Fun for both pupil and teacher, for the ones whom want to get involved and for the ones that feel shy and not so adventrous. All we ask of people is to be tolerant and remember that it is a school day, we expect pupils and teachers to be dressed accordingly, no Rubber or PVC or Doms with whips hanging off of leather trousers.

I look forward to meeting you on Saturday


Kaz xx

[elfshimmer]

Hi Misbehave,

I tried to send you a private message but your box is full....

I was going to give you some B&B names that might not be too bad.

Stink bobms gross....Terry says he is bringing some of those fire crackers, i am sure Bunty will have a few tricks up her sleeves as well....as for me, i am the most well behaved pupil in the school, i am always getting merits and gold stars.......what a super little angel i am :angel

Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday


Kaz xx

[spirited_angel]

would like to mention..... ive known elfey (kaz) fer to many years and bunty too..... i also know the venue.....
Knowing how much effort Kaz has put into events in the past , and how welcome they make newbies ,here and other places i have no doubt itl be fun for alls.

with the thought of missBehave elfy and bunty in the same school the mind bogglessssssss (smac a brillant teacher)
only wish i could go meself... but have been to to many events lately sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh .......... but next time....!!

have fun alls
spirited_angel

[jojo]

Hiya Elf and Bunty, hi all

I would also like to add that I've met Elf(kaz) and Bunty and am sure that this will be a brilliant event...especially now one of, if not the biggest brat on BS - Miss B - is going....

....good job one of the best teachers, Smac, will be there to keep her in check <waves to Sir - creep, creep>...

...seriously, wish I could come but like Spirit I've been stretching the piggy bank lately and am helping my friend move on Saturday.. boo hoo...

...will deffo try to make it to the next one though.

best of luck with it

hugs

jojo
xx

[Whirly]

Well I am not new to the school scene and I have already said I would go.. Knowing jo jo and sprited_angel well enough, then if they say it's good it will be. Of course Whirly is going to be at the event. Watch out boys :D

[subplm24]

Dear Kaz and Bunty,

I would love to come on Saturday, I am male age 56, and would like to dress as a girl, which i see is ok. my only concern is that i would only want to be punished by Lady teachers. Is that possible please.

Jim K. (Berkshire)

[elfshimmer]

Hi Jim,

Of course you can dress as a school girl......as for the punishment it is all totally consensal, so you get a choice. There will registration slips for the lessons so you can choose to do only lessons taken by a female or you can choose to do all of them, but make sure you enter on the form no M/M. Taking part in every lesson is not essential for you to still have fun. There will be other school Mistresses attending that aren't our designated teachers who will be more than happy to deal with naughty Pupils who muck about whilst lessons are taking place.


Hope we see you on Saturday

Kaz

[elfshimmer]

Susanne,

You know damned well you can stay at mine anytime you want which will save you a tad of money......... God Girlfriend it feels like i haven't seen you ages!!

We still have to do that clothes swop thing, as i still have your blue dress

Anyways thanks for the nice things you said about me.....I will pay you later.

hugs

Kaz xxx

[Smac]

Hi elfshimmer (kaz)...:hi

We did see you all-too-briefly at an LFF a while ago now and I have to say I am really looking forward to the opportunity of meeting you again properly. We have heard so many good things about you and your munches...I'm sure this event you're putting on with bunty, will be a great success.

I think MissB has emptied her mailbox now (if not, she is in big trouble!) and if you do know of any B & B's locally, it would be much appreciated.

As for you two reprobates, jojo and spangel...what you trying to do eh?...build me up so I can fall flat on my face?...hmm...don't answer that!!...Real shame you can't make it jojo, sounds like you can't get out of it ...but as for you spangel, you got the money-saving offer kid and we'd love to see you just as much as your friend...

...so get your a**e there girl...:whip...you know it makes sense!...:rolleyes:

[elfshimmer]

Yeah go SMAC.....you tell her!!

Come on Susanne you know you really want to :P Hey i am sure i can get some sort of punishment sorted for you if you don't come along, something mean and evil..... I know you're shaking in your boots now :P

Hugs

Kaz xx

[elfshimmer]

Hi Ment to say, Yes Miss B has sorted her message box out....but i still think it deserves a good spanking!!

I will have a look and send you some B&B details, later on today.

Kaz xx

[spankyspanker]

Sounds like you are all going to have lots of fun. Good on you.
So please please for us far away spankophiles can we have a
'debriefing' of what took place, and notes on what went well and what didn't. Your 'lessons learned' could help us if we set up similar school day here.
Enjoy all.

[spirited_angel]

Originally posted by elfshimmer
Yeah go SMAC.....you tell her!!

Come on Susanne you know you really want to :P Hey i am sure i can get some sort of punishment sorted for you if you don't come along, something mean and evil..... I know you're shaking in your boots now :P

Hugs

Kaz xx

Oi me liccle tartlet........ if i could get cover the liccle darlins and some dosh together id come n ya knows its..... cos i knows every party been to of yours n buntys has been fun.......
the thought of you bunty n salsa (missB) winding up ole smaccy poos........ has me laffin already....... poor soul he has no idea lolololol he thought glos..... was tiring ......
sighhhhhhhhhhhh im in major pouting n sulking mode....
have loads of fun girliefriends......
n as fer the evil punishment fer not going i dread to think
n the next one ill be there....... i wanna see lots of pics
susanne
xxxxx

[MissBehave]

So much of going to an event like this, is the build up beforehand. Even if things do not turn out as I expect, although I am sure they will, I get such a kick out of thinking about everything beforehand.

Perhaps I am just odd (and no comments) but next Saturday has been going around my head constantly for a couple of weeks now.

As bunty stated, "As has been said, these events are as good as those attending it, and the numbers there arent so important as is the spirit in which it's enjoyed". I totally agree, if I can have fun playing a scenario at home just with my partner, I know I will enjoy myself regardless how many turn up.

Now to a more serious point. 'The school Tuck Shop will open for the purchase of comestibles and refreshments'. Am going to be bringing some booze, cos I don't fink the Tuck Shop will sell it to a youngster like me!......... ;)

Nearly Saturday............:cool2:


MissBehave

[elfshimmer]

All Pupils to be frisked on arrival....anything found like pea shooters/ catapolts and illeg(ale) alcoholic substances, will be confiscated....never to be seen again, the Head girl will make good use of them :stoned:


Best hide things well is my advise, otherwise i will grass... I am a mean Head Girl, whom enjoys getting others into trouble..... the problem is I am just so sweet and innocent that everyone believes me....

Oh yes the Tuck lady is scary, she has a nasty wooden spoon.....I, apparently will be helping in the tuck shop some of the time, as head girl it's my duty to set a good example......, where i am well hiden from the normal eye range of the Teachers........What a joyful time i will have, dose the Tuck Lady up on illegal booze and wham i am then in charge!!

Kaz xxx
PS watch out for my Brv Brian, or as i effectionally call him PAIN IN ARSE (as his arse is always so red) .... he is worse than me, but he's my brv.

[MissBehave]

Originally posted by elfshimmer
...........Best hide things well is my advise, otherwise i will grass... I am a mean Head Girl, whom enjoys getting others into trouble.....

..............What a joyful time i will have, dose the Tuck Lady up on illegal booze and wham i am then in charge!!



I see, so that is how u r gonna be............well, both spirited angel and jojo have asked me to make sure I dob u in it........rite up to yer neck!............so head girl.............wotch it! :fart




MissBehave ............ wanders off to look for an even bigger catapault!......rofl

[roddy9uk]

Originally posted by Whirly
Of course Whirly is going to be at the event. Watch out boys :D

Ok..so I get my watch out..what then? is Whirly going to give lessons on how to tell the time?

[Whirly]

Scuse me Kaz & Bunty while I deal with this boy fer posting silly remarks on a official thread.
Originally posted by roddy9uk Ok..so I get my watch out..what then? is Whirly going to give lessons on how to tell the time?
Now roddy you an me will have a little talk soon. I will teach you how to tell the time and count how many seconds is in a minute with the help of my little hairbrush I carry in my school bag. Headgirl has certain privileges yu know :)

[subplm24]

Kaz & Bunty,

I was looking forward to my first event, however, I am unfortunately not now able to attend on Saturday. I will have to wait until next time. I am sure you will all have a good time.

Jim (Subplm24)

[elfshimmer]

Jim,

What a shame you can't make it.....I would watch this space as i'm sure both Myself and Bunty will post seperate accounts of the day.


As for you MISS B....... i might share my booty with you...then again.... i am mean and evil, sneeky and snidy...whom knows what i might do with all the confiscated booty.... poor Miss Tuck shop lady, i do feel sorry for her!

OH bugger just remembered, i am supose to be a good example of St Virginias on Saturday..... spoils my fun somewhat...mind you if i get a merit for good behaviour, everyone will be pleased with me...so it might be worth being a real swot all day



Kaz x

Only 2 day left, are we prepared i hear you all cry..... HELLS YES, CAN'T WAIT IS OUR REPLY

[MissBehave]

Originally posted by elfshimmer
................As for you MISS B....... i might share my booty with you...then again........................

U got it wrong elfy.....................I'm not talking about sharing! I'll just nick everyfing when your not looking, especially as u r going to be such a smarmy little swot and working hard!.............. :hit:


MissBehave

[MissBehave]

Hi kaz and bunty

Just like to say a very big thanx for organising this event.

Thoroughly enjoyable and extremely well organised.

Some of the special girls really had me in stitches and the teachers didn't do a bad job either....;)

Just a pity me condom broke that was full of water at such an early stage in a lesson, absolutely soaked me.......... :school

It was ashame when it all finished :shake


MissBehave

[Whirly]

Thanks Kaz & Bunty,

Of course also thanks to the supporting staff & brats. :)

Super meeting new faces (or was it rear's) Never a dull moment was had. Pity we could not have all got together for a after school drink. Next time maybe.

As for Missbehave's condom breaking, that was a hoot. I also got part of that deluge (whirls will remember that)

I do hope that Kaz will get her own back on spirited_angel regarding the "message" I passed on from her :D

Now who is the next teacher to suffer at the end of the school term next time. Perhaps I could show you how Whirly looks after teachers :cool2:

[bunty]

kaz and I would like to say a huge THANK YOU to those who joined us for the start of the new term yesterday.
Despite a fierce staff, who were determined (although not wholly successful) to instil good discipline, and children who seemed to lack all sense of obedience, the day went well!
The joy of the day, for kaz and me, was to see the happy faces and hear the laughter that prevailed all day and into the night - and again, we're really grateful to each and every person who stayed back to help tidy and clear the premises - what a splendid school spirit there is at St Virginia's!
For kaz and me, the only bit of disappointment felt at all, was that several people had contacted us to say they were coming, yet failed to show up. We'd tried hard to make sure there was a lovely packed lunch for all who had said they'd come - but at least that meant 'seconds' for anyone who wanted it!
Anyway. The reason the day went so well, was all due to the generosity of people's time, effort, talents and humour. Testimony to the credible school atmosphere was that during lunchtime, the 'staff' sat together at a table to eat, whilst the 'children' gathered in small groups on the floor or on chairs dragged together!
The next St Virginia's on the Brook day will be held in April, and of course, we hope those who came this time will choose to join us again and that those who didnt, or couldnt, will choose to join us next time.
Orders for the official St Virginia's school uniform may be placed with either myself or kaz...dintdoit76@hotmail.com for me, and kazanne_uk@yahoo.co.uk for kaz. It's not expensive, and we arent out to 'rip people off' - in fact we strive to provide maximum fun for minimum cost - hey! Did someone yell out 'cheapskate!'?
So, from kaz, the Head Girl and from brian, the Head Boy (poor little chap was horribley picked on, you know) -THANK YOU ONE AND ALL!
A percentage of our proceeds will be donated to this site, and may i say - GREAT to have met some from here at last!
byeeee

bunty

[elfshimmer]

What a day, i am also totalled, in need of some sleep and someone to give me a foot massage...

I had great fun and want to thank everyone for their involvement.... The Teachers for working so hard trying to control us, (i of course was a perfect angel) and their lesson plans, They were informative and well thought out, with much effort and time going into them, Thank you all

Madame Jeanne all i can say is i NEVER CHEATED, obviously just a bright pupil!! As for leading the way with the water......Revenge will be mine!!

Master Cullen, you meanine i don't see why my paper was taken off me and ripped up!! just cos i didn't understand the concept of electrical currents...I am FEMALE, we don't need to know such things.

Mr Hadders....even damn meaner, everytime i tried to do something he was there like a ghoul, waiting and watching, catching me at nothing and then whacking me!! he even voided my Ology cos he didn't like one of my answers...MEANER THAN MEAN, specially when i got 17 right.

Ms Chrunchballs....right old dragon, pulled me to the front of assembly to show me off as a smartly dressed pupil and how everyone should look, then i was picked on, even my brother Brian was mean about that! She was one scary Headmistress, ready to whack about anything, even without any evdience.

There was even a strict Tuck Lady who was dishing out confiscated toys for 10p.... and then grassing us up again!! and the Caretaker was a really nice dude, had a fag hanging outta his mouth and bright orange overalls and went around sweeping up all day?? thats why i tried hard at my lessons as i don't want to be no Mop Jerky when i am older.

I had an euthenic letter excuing me from PE, from UKK (see even he is concerned about me) and they all said it was a fake....MS Crunchballs (Maria) even deined knowing him??? so i was made to do PE, Team Games, My fellow Snails (House group) Richard and James were awesome, in fact we won both heats of the team games to be overall champs!! Well done GUYS xxx

The rest of the Pupils and teachers were great, i hope everyone had as much fun as we did, i enjoyed the last 5 mins best, when we ganged up on OLD MR HADDERS and i got my revenge :)

Thank you ALL so much for coming to our first event and making it so much fun!!

Thank you for all nice IM's and emails expressing your enjoyment, which makes the prep work and the worry all worth while. We will be having another event in May, the venue may change, the school will still be ST VIRGINIA'S ON THE BROOK and our motto the same. we will be posting details soon of the next event but the date is 8th May, so leave your diaries free, so we can cause mayhem once again!!


Hugs to all my new friends and all my old ones

Kaz xxx

[roddy9uk]

Please add my thanks to the others Kaz and bunty...

It was a tremendous day and very enjoyable even IF brian kept getting me into trouble. As EVERYONE knows I am the best-behaved boy in any school so it was totally unfair that I got spanked so many times..

Anita took me to the LFF the next day which made for a GREAT weekend overall.

Looking forward to the next day and hoping the date doesn't clash with school hols etc

roddy

[spankyspanker]

Good on you all. It sounds absolutely delightful - and really well thought out and structured.
But what brats some of you must have been. Lots of deserved red bottoms, so much cheek.
Jealous ss.

[Smac]

I'd just like to add my thanks as well...and re-iterate what has already been said.

You would never have guessed this was the first school kaz & bunty(or should I say brian) had put on...it was extremely well organised and the attention to detail was superb.

Well done girls! (er...girl, boy...oh I give up!!)

:D

[elfshimmer]

Smac,

If i had realised you want to take up art we could of had an art lesson.... Next time we will have a painting lesson just for you :)

I have some very pretty coloured paper as well, not sure if i have any forms though :devil


Kaz xx

[Smac]

Originally posted by elfshimmer
Smac,

If i had realised you want to take up art we could of had an art lesson.... Next time we will have a painting lesson just for you :)

I have some very pretty coloured paper as well, not sure if i have any forms though :devil


Kaz xx

That's OK elfie...no need for paper...after that comment just bring your bottom!...:kissass

[hadders]

A great day was had by all, just a real special thanks to Kaz and Bunty they worked so hard in making the event such a success.
As for the children, well thats another story, just to say i have never met a bunch of brats like and they deserved all they got, especially the head girl (Kaz) who i had to chastise often.
The reason that her ology paper was void was her answer to one of them was F**k only knows, i think that was reason enough to void it, dont you??
It was great to meet old friends and new and i hope i get invited back to do another one, except for the last 5 minutes LOL.
Congrats to everyone you all made the day go with a bang.
Best wishes from one worn out teacher:stoned:

Dave aka Mr Hadders

[bunty]

Well, Mr Hadders - maybe brian should stay at home and bunty should come to school...cos poor brian got told off by you, you old misery!
But in the quieter moments (there were a few, werent there?) brian really did think You were a decent sort of chap. All things considered, of course.
Mind you..all the teachers were irritable! Even Mr Frost, who lurked in the corner. On the other hand, i liked seeing Him in a corner; i thought it suited Him a treat. Smac, is His other name. I think He needs to attend one of Your spelling lessons, Mr Hadders, dont You?


bunty

[elfshimmer]

Why Mr hadders how cute....... Pooh bear:) Do you like my fairy? she is dressed in latex


You may come to the next one if you are nice to me!! no destorying my papers with the answers, you said i said F*** but there's nothing wrong with F*** it looks remarkably pretty....lots of pretty stars.


Will you teach next time? if so i am going to be in your class and i want a gold star!! I always get what i want :yes




Kaz xx

[Whirly]

I could not resist making a comment. Mr Hadders did his best with the class. You might learn something next time. As to the stars you could be seeing a few next time.
Originally posted by elfshimmer
Will you teach next time? if so i am going to be in your class and i want a gold star!! I always get what i want

Perhaps I little help from a smart firm Headgirl might help next time. Poor teachers need some help from you all :)

[bethany]

Sounds like you all had a great time. I was stuck in France that weekend but would love to come to the next one. Any idea of the date yet, please? And what are the uniform requirements for the girls?

[bunty]

Hi Bethany

next term starts on 8th May which is just about six weeks away i think. We'll post the full details very soon though.
The uniform is traditional school uniform, but for those who want to really enter into the spirit of St Virginia's, the official uniform is:
Girls: White or blue shirt
Grey skirt
White or grey socks or tights
Royal Blue jumper
St Virginia's tie
Royal blue beret or straw boater (with school ribbon)
Boys: Grey or black shorts
Grey socks (official ones have 2 royal blue bands)
White, blue or grey shirt
Royal blue jumper
St Virginia's tie
Royal blue cap (offical caps have yellow badge)
P.E. boys and girls: royal blue shorts (or netball skirt)
Yellow t shirt or polo shirt
Royal blue socks

Anyone who wants to buy the official school tie and or, the school badge, please email me at dintdoit76@hotmail.com. If i could describe the tie, i would and you could fetch it yourself but i think that's impossible!
We chose royal blue and grey cos those are easy and cheap colours and cos my sis kaz is easy and cheap. LOL! NO, wait...brian said that, not me! And only brian is allowed to be rude about kaz anyway.
Right then! I hope that's given you an idea, Bethany. Our school colours arent compulsory, just there if you want them.

bunty

[elfshimmer]

I think Bunty aka Brian needs a damn good thrashing.......whatever does CHEAP mean?????

for those of you that don't know me....

1) i am a perect lady always on my best behaviour, never show the boys my knickers!!

For those of you that do know me :) how does £5.00 suit


Hugs


Kaz xxx

PS Brian, i would watch out if i were you....Mr Hadders is on the war path, i am sure outta all the pupils i am his favourite as i am so well behaved and never need telling off



:school

[bunty]

I notice that kaz made out she wasnt cheap but made no mention of not being easy..hmmmmmmmm.
As for Mr Hadders being on the warpath. huh! He spanks like a wet fish so i dont even care so there. And he cheats...He KNEW i meant to have a Y at the end of some of my words but he just wouldnt give me a Tick! Is that fair?
Next term, i vote that the children dont have to sit on the floor. My lovely school shorts got grubby.

brian

[bunty]

Due to Staff illness, there will be a vacancy for a suitable teacher next term, May 8th, at St Virginia's on the Brook.
Would any Teachers who are interested please email me at dintdoit76@hotmail.com for further details.
St Virginia's is a traditional co-ed day school (one day at a time in fact) and the interested applicant should be prepared to teach a full 30 minute lesson to a class of no more than 20 (rowdy) pupils.
In line with the traditional methods favoured by the school, all teachers should have no qualms in administering CP but at the same time be sympathetic to the individual needs of the pupils.
The school is fee-paying but the salary offered to the Teaching Staff is modest (free meal and refreshments) due to the stringent demands of the Bursur, who is determined not to raise fees this term. To that effect, fees are as last term, £20 per child, to include a hot meal.
A school prospectus will be issued within the next few days.

bunty

[roddy9uk]

bunty..

you should add "must be willing to accept a bribe to spank brian (or bunty) without hesitation.."