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Burns
23-05-2002, 16:17
Oh wife my dear come over here
I fear I need to thrash your rear
You came home from work 5 minutes late
I'm very hungry, I have not ate
I know your not to overjoyed
About the fact I'm unemloyed
Now slip your panties off your legs
You forgot to take the top of my eggs
Since breakfast they've been growing cold
And now I bet they're blue and old
The dishes are piled up in the sink
A spanking now for you I think
Then run through and make the bed
Then get back here and give me head
Feed the dog and make my tea
And spend the night across my knee
Wash my pants and my old socks too
Before I cane you black and blue
Then stand in the corner, bowed in shame
Sob quietly please,while I watch the game
And fetch six cans of Guiness stout
Before I hit yer arse a clout
And buiy some flowers tomorrow B
It's our happy wedding anniversary.
Burns
23-05-2002, 16:40
Dear morgana, I am neither monkey nor pig but an upstanding member of my society and the human race, people flock to touch the hem of my garments and SirSpankU is a dead arse on holiday and the holiday is just about to end. and you may:hit: me but you know where that ENDS.:p
Burns
23-05-2002, 17:03
Oh poor soon to be sorry girl. Sucking up to that person(?) again.Hell shall rejoice in your punishment.
Darcy
23-05-2002, 17:04
morgana, you know he's a cheeky wee monkey. Anyway it serves him right for calling you a witch!
Burns
23-05-2002, 17:11
I see by your new Avatar that you are of the'Greek' persuasion. Just as I suspected Sirtakesalancealot:D
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:08
Enjoyed the poem Burns, but have u made it stereotypical of what is believed of todays society??? & is there ne truth in it ne more?

shanelle
Burns
23-05-2002, 22:12
As a Sociologist I strived to make it stereotypical and therefore your sneering comment have turned around and become a ompliment o girdled one,TY.;)
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:22
Not turned it around Mr Monkey, I actually enjoy it when men say " a womens place is chained to the kitchen sink" If only!!!

shanelle
Burns
23-05-2002, 22:29
Chained to the sink don't wash I think
How could you work and buy my drink
But when it came pay dat again
Off with the girdle and on with the chain

Maybe the sink maybe the sofa
But any where you can bend ova(jeesus thats awful)
Home is certainly a womans place
When she learns how to use her face.
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:35
with mouth open wide,
she kneels by your side,
bottom stuck out and red,
less about that said!
obiediantly she must wait,
and take her justifiable fate,
as she will now do,
anything for you!!
Burns
23-05-2002, 22:41
At last a lass who knows her place
Open yer gub an shut yer face.
;)
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:44
yes, but to swallow or spit,
wud that b wine u pourin' in it,
then down the throat it must go,
and I'll be a happy girl all 2morro!

shani
Burns
23-05-2002, 22:50
I waste not wine,but still you'll swallow
And in my stye you'll live and wallow
And if ou dare to spit it out
Your bottoms life will be in doubt
So be a good girl on your knees
Tell your master your thirsty please
Then open wide and take it in
Drink it all, look up and grin.
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:55
u sayin' I am a piggy girl now??

shani
Burns
23-05-2002, 22:57
Good god no that is an awful accusation.
shanelle
23-05-2002, 22:59
Well, ty for that.. was just running off to the scales then lol

shani

P.S not that I have ne but running might help!!
lottey
23-05-2002, 23:01
on your knees he says to me,
and count them off, 1.. 2.. 3
count them loud and count them well
or a further six will sting like hell

i heed the warning like i should
and count them out like a good girl would
1..2..3..4
i hope there isnt many more

at last the end appears in sight
just the six i'll get tonight!
or so i thought until i see
his little book in front of me

the little book in which he writes
my misdemeanours every night
and scores them up in blocks of two
and then i think i he adds a few

my master likes me to be good
i try to please him as i should
but being naughty is a game
to try and make him use his cane!!!!!
Burns
23-05-2002, 23:15
The point was shanelle,I like pigs.
shanelle
23-05-2002, 23:20
O good i like pigs too they're so cute cried when I saw that programme bout em and the way they kill them (not a vegetarian thou lol), but not being a piggy girl soooo humiliating!! (but hey who knows "don't knock it till u tried it!"


shani
Burns
23-05-2002, 23:23
Lottey this will just not do
There is also volume 1 and two
Of pages that your master's added
Shame your bottoms bare not padded
Now over the sofa like a naughty child
Recieve the lashes fierce and wild
Count them,you'll need a calculator
Se what happens when you use the vibrator
With out permission from your sir
Now wail and whine you little cur
Then on your knees in doggie fashion
Relieve your owner in submissive fashion
Then off to bed and sob, accused
Prepare yourself to be abused
In every part that can be entered
And let your mind be master centred.