Jail Event "July 2005"

[Brigella]

Midlands Prison

Yes it's true from Monday 11th July until Thursday 14th July, the prison is reopened. This is the 4th running of my jail events, and as far as I know, the only one of it's kind in the world.
I have booked the perfect location, with everything self contained, there are sleeping quarters for the guards, shower, toilets, kitchen, punishment room and of course LOCKING iron cells.
Previous events have all been a success, with everybody having a wonderful time.
*sighs* I am the one that serves a life sentence, and all I can prey for, is to stay out of the solitary confinement cell..
The day begins with the wake up call, then a shower followed by breakfast. All officers have a private meeting, prisoners will be led in to witness the announcement of punishments due, and to whom. Punishment will begin at 10am, to end when the dinner claxon is sounded.
Of course there are recreation times for the prisoners, and guards must be vigilent as this is when plots are laid.

This is just a rough guide, but there is something going down all day, evening and most of the night.
Also the opportunity to take a prisoner aside to be dealt with..a 1-2-1, (this does depend on the girl's preference, not all will.)
*grins* and of course, prisoners will riot and take hostages, so beware!

Although I love every moment, it is not a free event, costs a bomb to organise it.
I always donate a considerable amout to BS, and this will be no exception.
If you fancy being a prison officer, controlling unruly female inmates, please apply in writing to me at Applications (BrigellaJL@aol.com) , or alternatively apply within (PM)

Love
Brigella
Inmate #001

Oh and girls, if you deserve a stretch, you are welcome! hehe might take some of the heat from me

[Brigella]

aww morgs, now you know you want to hehe

Thankyou, much appreciated

xxx

[Brigella]

Ok nicks, date changed to July. and geez somebody's backside is gonna pay..and I do NOT mean mine lmao

[Ian_72]

mmmm sounds intersting

[Brigella]

we have a ball Ian, 3 days in charactor role play ooOO I can't wait

[Mister Marc]

we have a ball Ian, 3 days in charactor role play ooOO I can't wait


Neither can the newly-appointed Head Guard lol


MM (jangling his keys)

[Brigella]

hmm I can see a riot is definately on the cards now

[Mister Marc]

I have my ways of finding out who the instigators are, my dear



So I'll be keeping an eye on you, for starters!



MM

[naughtinicki]

Ok nicks, date changed to July. and geez somebody's backside is gonna pay..and I do NOT mean mine lmao

ok oh blonde one.... title sayd July but as of this posting time, still says June dates..........

from the likely inmate 002

[Brigella]

I know nicks, but can't seem to change the title...

[sunnygirl]

Ohhhh Mister Marc McKay - talk to me sternly in that accent please!

sunnygirl
(unable to get paroled from the family for this event........)

[CaringHands]

Young lady what are the exact dates please?

Quote:

The jail will run from Monday 13th until Thursday 17th

Well if it's June Thursday is the 16th - Friday is the 17th!

If it is July then Wednesday is the 13th through to Saturday which is the 16th!

So...............which is it to be??

[Mister Marc]

I believe it now begins on the 11th July, CH... But dont quote me on that


MM

[Brigella]

Midlands Prison

Yes it's true from Monday 11th July until Thursday 14th July,


Tsk, Tsk, the prison gov, and don't read right lol..states clearly the 11th! :devil

[oyk4some]

It's ok briggs, I've altered y'r deliberate mistake, hopefully u'll be delt with at the event for trying to confuse people................ grins

[Brigella]

*gasps* ohhhh..oykie!!!

[Mister Marc]

It's ok briggs, I've altered y'r deliberate mistake, hopefully u'll be delt with at the event for trying to confuse people................ grins


Already being taken care of, oyks


MM (selecting the heaviest strap from his cupboard)

[CaringHands]

Tsk, Tsk, the prison gov, and don't read right lol..states clearly the 11th! :devil


So...................you think you can get away with trying to be clever!

Do you think I did not notice that the original post had been edited!!!!! :blast

[Mazrim]

If you ask me all this confusion is symtomatic of the poor running and general chaos hanging over the British Prison System. You want to write to the Home Office and complain.

[Brigella]

*pouts* but Mr. CH, I wasn't trying, I thought it extremely clever..and I never edited it, nicki did!

[talliandlara]

Hi Brigella, we would both be interested in being inmates at this prison thing!
two teenage miscreants who need to be taught a lesson.
could you send pm details to us?
thanks :-)

R&V

[cplspank]

And we would be just as keen to hear details about this event :-)

Mmmm porridge and hard labour.... Please PM!

[Brigella]

Hi R&V..CP you too,

I'm about to shoot out for awhile, but just to say be great if you can join us, i'll pm soon as I get home later this eve.

love
Briggy

[Brigella]

Hi there,

I thought it only fair I announce the fees, but any girls that want to attend as an inmate, are not liable to pay.

This'll be the 4th jail, and all were heaps of fun.
I try and keep it in char. and this time have a realistic venue.

Fees are as follows:
1 day £150
2 Days £250
3 Days £300

Which may sound alot, but if you consider 3 nights in a hotel can be £240+ just for B&B not so bad, as all accomodation and meals are included in the price.
To reserve a place, just email me atBrigellaJL@aol.com

love
Briggy

[GrahamB]

As a matter of interest, Briggy, and I know there's a LOT of interest, do you have any pics from previous events, that you could post?

Got to see if I can make these dates this year, I'de love to come along

GrahamB

[Brigella]

err Graham, there are pics, a whole disc of pics, all I gotta do is find em, and of course won't be a problem as i'm so organised and efficient...

Oh and by "showing interest" i'm assuming you missed a jibe on another thread?
lol or rather, i'm kinda hoping hehe

love Briggy

Geez, if you go, and Marc i'm definately gonna make a bid to escape!!!

[GrahamB]

I must have missed that jibe..........
GrahamB

Maybe I could take the role as the Visiting Inspector of Prisons....

[Mister Marc]

Nah, Graham, more like Deputy Head Guard lol


MM

[Brigella]

Oh no you won't either..guard..I demand it, then I can run like f*** lmao

[Mister Marc]

I must have missed that jibe..........
GrahamB

Maybe I could take the role as the Visiting Inspector of Prisons....


Ummm, not being one to stir at all, but try the "Three dedicated jokes" thread in chatter, cos the delightful briggy reckons the dippy bastard missed the jibe, to coin her phrase!

hahahahahahahaha!


MM

[Brigella]

That is a blatent lie, I never said that!!!

*smiles sweetly and purrs* Graham, my darling you know I would't say such a thing, don't you?

Oh and the Head Guard just said if I offered a bribe, he'd remove his comment..

:heart :heart

[Mister Marc]

Are you saying that corruption is rife in Her Majesty's Prison Service?

You will pay dearly for that outrageous allegation, young lady!!



MM

[Brigella]

*presses into darkened corner, whimpering and sobbing*
"nobody believes me..I want to see my parole officer"

[GrahamB]

Nows there's a good role to play...Parole Officer...LOL !!!

[Brigella]

*groans* Oh no, not you...you'd give me an extended stay!

[GrahamB]

Depends on what you'e be willing to do to have your case reviewed....

[Brigella]

Arghh, Guard! Guard! I am done here, take me to the Governer!

[GrahamB]

And with Chopper as the governor....????? What hope do you have....

[Brigella]

Chopper? Who said?

If he's gov, I am breaking parole, cases packed!

[Wab]

And I see you had a little help there...........

X marked the spot..................lmao.

Kind regards

Wab

[GrahamB]

Excellent pics, lets hope the daft tart herself can find her DVD and post some, too...otherwise she will be brought to book, as they say, by this sadistic warder.....

[Mister Marc]

Grabs her, takes her to the Head Guard's office



MM

[Brigella]

*groans* Oh god..thanks Mr. Wheeliebin, where would I be without friends!
Umm Mr. Marc..err who's the Head Guard?
Just in case I change me mind..

Oh well, it gets me away from that Mr. Grandma..oops I mean Graham

:4bounce
and excuse me, but the cuffs are too tight!

[Mister Marc]

Since when did the prisoners appoint the staff?


You are doing yourself few favours, my girl!



MM (Head Guard)

[Brigella]

*sneaking into the prison records she reads, and a wry grin spreads across her face* Oh..two new inmates..Tallia and Lara..first time offenders too..*walks from the office looking quite innocent* I do like fresh faces, the trouble I can get them in...

<weg> nothing quite like causing trouble, and sitting back smugly as another cops it

Welcome you two, come and have some fun with me on this thread, no guard interence allowed, this is recreation time!

[talliandlara]

*leaning casually on wall puffing on a malboro* we've always been trouble, but we think this time we been well and truly stitched up.
*nudging eachother* usually we blame eachother but this time our stories are watertight...we got perfect alibis...(noone seems to believe that though)
ah..looks like we're in for the long haul...wardens better watch out...two are definitely more trouble.
are we the only teenage inmates?
:devil <Talli :devil < Lara

[Brigella]

Hmm Talli, Lara, as long as you keep your noses clean and stay out of my dealings with that guard, you know the one that can never meet your eyes, the shifty one, all will be fine. I run this joint, i'm top dog around here, so do not forget it!!



(hehe we are gonna have sooo much fun)

[Mister Marc]

I run this joint, i'm top dog around here, so do not forget it!!



Hmmm, now you mention it, you do bear more than a passing resemblance to Bea, from Aussie prison drama "Prisoner, cell block H" lmao


MM (keeping a beady eye on the two newcomers)

[Brigella]

yeah and we have selected your name while "Inside" Mr. Vinegar Balls, Vera's husband

[GrahamB]

Abide by the rules, Talli and Lara, and you'll be fine...but step out of line just one tiny tiny bit and I will be there to ensure you regret you ever met this prison officer!
And who makes the rules? I do....and who decides if you are out of line...guess who?

[Brigella]

hey you two..Mr. Vinegarballs and that one over there, that's Mr. Vespa..*grinning*

[GrahamB]

Vespa!!!!!!!! Just you remember, Prisoner 54321 briggyJ, that Harleys are really only grown up Lambrettas.....LOL

[Brigella]

naht, Mr. Vespa, I like that, it suits ya hehe..and name calling ain't against the rules either! so there

[GrahamB]

Ash Vespa durbatulûk, ash Vespa gimbatul, ash Vespa thrakatulûk

[Mister Marc]

Ash Vespa durbatulûk, ash Vespa gimbatul, ash Vespa thrakatulûk


Only one Dark Lord in this nick, Graham, and his name is vinegarballs! lol

You'll have to settle for Morgul Lord, but at least you get to swap your putt putt for a big winged beastie!


MM

[Brigella]

Oh dear, arguements among the screws..Riot, Riot :4bounce

[GrahamB]

Just as long as the rings are only holding the cell keys!!!

[GrahamB]

Never, prisoner 54321briggyJ, we warders present a totally united front at all times

[Brigella]

oh shit, forgot, this time the cells really do lock, and there's a solitary cell..
Talli, Lara, where the hell are you, I could use some support here!

[Mister Marc]

Never, prisoner 54321briggyJ, we warders present a totally united front at all times

We do indeed, my able colleague.


MM

[Brigella]

Oh spare me, please..

You two screws couldn't catch a cod in a goldfish bowl!

[Mister Marc]

Oh spare me, please..

You two screws couldn't catch a cod in a goldfish bowl!


Catch you? We dont have to catch you, you are already caught, in case you hadnt noticed!! mwahahahahaha


MM

[Brigella]

Hey, I could be Governess, now that is the answer to avoid you all!

[Mister Marc]

Hey, I could be Governess, now that is the answer to avoid you all!


Sorry to tell you that you have a criminal record, which precludes you from applying for that post, so get back in your cell, and stop getting ideas above your station!


MM

[Brigella]

Nooo..Mr,Ve..Mr Graham, pleasee help me, he's being unfair, as Governess I'd promote you!

[talliandlara]

sorry we aint been around, been trying to find someway to bust outta this joint...
they got us in pretty securely...bring it on screws...

[Brigella]

Way to go, you two, oh yes we are gonna have fun

[GrahamB]

No way prisoner54321briggyj, you will stay banged to rights, as my esteemed colleague MM decreed, as will those two little teenage tearaways who obviously have yet to learn the meaning of the words "strict discipline".....

Not like that in my day.....when I were a lad...we knew our place....and god help us if we strayed out of line......didn't fight a war for all this you know....(shuffles off mumbling incoherently.....)

[Brigella]

Oh..i'm not sure what to say to that..
*wanders back to the cell and sits on the bunk, head in hands*
That stuffed that plan then *sighs*

[GrahamB]

But I do like the ideal of a female governess for this prison....aren't there any stern Dommes on BS who would enjoy taking such a role? I can just imagine the sort of lady, crisp white blouse over ample bosom, dark blue skirt, hair tied in a bun, keys jangling from clip on hip, walking click clack click down the prison corridors, lochgelly tawse (or maybe a sjambok !) in her hand.....no nonsense from any of the prisoners, and probably not from the warders either!

[Brigella]

me, me, me I could do it

[GrahamB]

Just you stop jumping up and down shouting "me me me"....no you can't have a lollipop

[Brigella]

*turns, and stands in a face off, glaring* Very well, have it your way!

[Mister Marc]

*turns, and stands in a face off, glaring* Very well, have it your way!


*takes notes, with one eyebrow raised at prisoner 54321briggyJ*


MM

[foxxx]

.....no nonsense from any of the prisoners, and probably not from the warders either!

You are talking about my bloody aunt! I saw a letter from HMP Midlands [Her Most Punished] on her desk this morning ......

[Brigella]

*gasps and looks up* are you..

Who's Aunt?
What letter?
What is going on?

......

[Brigella]

Just to say that Miss Foxxx has accepted role of prison Governess, and now heads shall roll, and I don't mean mine lol
*grins* and already Graham has a black mark, oh how deliciously his comment backfired lmao

[Mister Marc]

Just to say that Miss Foxxx has accepted role of prison Governess, and now heads shall roll, and I don't mean mine lol
*grins* and already Graham has a black mark, oh how deliciously his comment backfired lmao


Couldnt imagine a better boss lol


MM

[Mister Marc]

For all of you who may not have noticed this thread, and the wonderful event it promotes, I have blatently posted this message, in order to throw it back into the general view!


MM

[Mister Marc]

Any more delinquent females in need of straightening out?


Mister Marc will be happy to do the straightening, come July!


MM

[Brigella]

Another Update..

This event is generating a lot of interest from word I have spread, so if you want to join us, numbers are limited..so you really should email or pm so I can reserve your place.

Love
Briggy

p.s Female inmates can come along for just a donation toward food and drink, as long as your'e game to join in.

[Brigella]

Hmm these guards are having it far too easy..time to plot me thinks lol

[Mister Marc]

Hmm these guards are having it far too easy..time to plot me thinks lol

There's one guard who'll be paying very close attention, and weeding out any troublemakers for some corrective treatment!


MM

[phillip]

I can see Briggy wrapping the head warder round her little finger. I can see the governess having a strict word with him about being unable to keep the prisoners under control.

[little mischievous one]

ooooooh Mystic Phillip! looking into a crystal ball ?

[phillip]

ooooooh Mystic Phillip! looking into a crystal ball ?

No. lmo, I just know what Briggy is like. If there's a way to get somebody else into trouble, then she's done it.

[foxxx]

To whom it may concern [and you really did oughter be concerned]

my Aunt has instructed me to advise you she will be visiting the jail on the agreed dates to investigate allegations about lax behaviour on the part of the staff and entirely outrageous behaviour on the part of the inmates

.... errr ..... or was that the other way round ?

She has been polishing her spectacles, and her paddles, and muttering a lot about it PLEASE make sure she goes. She will spoil my school holidays otherwise

[Brigella]

Just an update..

hehe you all know that foxxx's aunt is the jail Governess, but Morgan will be there too, behind bars..grr and she dommes me..lol helpppp

[Brigella]

Hi there,

I have just returned home, so I thought I would write the jail report. I wish to say before you read further, a huge thankyou to all those that came, especially Domrob who collected a raffle on behalf of myself to donate to British Spanking for a dvd, which Keith won, we raised £20

I met my fellow inmate at the train station and we travelled together to the jail venue. The guards had all arrived by 2pm, the official opening.
We began with an introduction, followed by the first punishment session, and yes..it hurt. Two such sessions everyday.I certainly seemed to earn plenty of strokes..dammit, I never did anything wrong! lol
We all went out for a meal on Tuesday night, it was a smashing evening.."Thankyou Rob"
Wednesday, being the last night..hehe riot time. I stole the keys and locked em all in the staff area, while we searched the premises, and we found a dungeon!!
Oh yes, not to mention they made me perform on video, and photographs.
All this I read out to them, reminding them of what happens to ex screws in jail, funny really, they submitted to our demands to enter the dungeon quite meek they were.
Anyway, revenge was exacted, and no quarter given until they all swore no retribution..they kept their word
Then after we closed it down, all hell broke loose, there was chilled water, lemonade and talc thrown everywhere..I have pics to prove it.
Oh and I am the official Hearts Champion, I thrashed them I did lmao
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I am running the next jail event from the 7th November, until the morning of 11th November. I have altered a few things, now I have a regular venue, I can add and improve.
I know it's to early to be certain, but if you are interested, a quick email and i'll put you on a provisional listing, no deposits until beginning of October. The list is not binding, just lets me know what interest and possible number of girls required.
My Email Address

Many Thanks
Brigella

Should have been posted here in the first place lol

[Hyperion]

Well done Briggy for arranging a great event, really great fun and enjoyable even though your behaviour was outrageous, and you actually deserved more than you got.

Still at least you enjoyed your cold shower, I know you are looking forward to another one!!!!!

By the way have you recovered from the shock of misplacing your Rangers shirt?

[Brigella]

Oh, Oh, Oh you were'nt sposed to mention that shirt!!
lol but I did get to wear George's shirt home <weg>

Hmm don't mention cold showers either, or that I deserved more..

"In fact, it may be best if you say nothing .."


*huggles* Seriously tho, thankyou, I am so glad you had fun, sounds corny I know, but I mean it :)

Me and my pard surely beatya at whist tho!
On top of my being champion of Hearts of course lololol

[Brigella]

Geez Hyperion i'm sorry..

Hyperion kindly ran the raffle on my behalf and sent the proceeds to BS.
I'm really sorry, you deserve full credit :)

*hugs*
Briggy

[Hyperion]

No problems Briggy.

Thanks for appology.

Perhaps I should send you a Donny Rovers shirt to make up for the missing Rangers one!! There again I suppose that would be far too good an exchange for you!!!! :kip :kip