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    At last! All my life people have told me that sexually identifying as a helipad was absurd. That I'd never find a compatible partner, especially one who enjoyed being on top. And yet here you a... it's no good, I can't keep this up.

    So just one question: do you like Wagner?
  2. Thanks bold boy
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    I must say your profile makes for interesting reading, I thought I was the one that was !
    A big hello from the west of ireland and never be short of a spanking
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About Spankzealot
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Spanking and nerdy stuff. Just pop me a message if you'd like to talk :)


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