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    Today, 00:29
    Tuc crackers
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    Yesterday, 23:36
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Limerick Game in Games
    1. A randy young rascal from Rio 2. Was bright, brash and brimming with brio
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    Yesterday, 23:04
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    6. Sweet Dreams My LA Ex - Rachel Stevens
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    Yesterday, 22:47
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    Damn! I'd been wrestling a dead duck up a blind alley. I was trying to connect John Singer Sargent's painting A Boating Party, unhappily also dating...
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    19-11-2017, 22:45
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    6. Peace In Our Time - Elvis Costello Only four words, and all the vowels are within the first three, and there are no intermediates! Just sayin'....
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    19-11-2017, 12:11
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    3. American Without Tears - Elvis Costello
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    19-11-2017, 12:03
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Limerick Game in Games
    1. In a quandary one day in Wigan 2. Pretty Penny was pondering a big 'un 3. She mused, 'Will that fit?'
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    19-11-2017, 12:01
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Name Above The Title in Games
    We Need To Talk About Kevin John C Reilly
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    19-11-2017, 12:00
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Two Choices in Games
    help home or point
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    19-11-2017, 00:09
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    *Sigh*. Lightweights. I dunno, you try to introduce a bit of challenge... LondonLurker shakes his head. Ok, rule change. As many words as...
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    18-11-2017, 23:35
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    The most (in)famous 'boating party' I can think of was the Sex Pistols' jaunt down the Thames to promote 'God Save The Queen' during the Silver...
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    18-11-2017, 17:25
    If you're using Chrome, try this thread and see if the suggestion I posted there works for you.
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    18-11-2017, 17:22
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Two Choices in Games
    perfect picture or tense
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    18-11-2017, 17:09
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    10. Oh Yeah - Yello Not sure if this has been done before (perhaps by me!), but let's try song titles containing all of the 'true' English vowels...
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    18-11-2017, 16:43
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Limerick Game in Games
    1. An evil old lecher from Linslade 2. Pinched the bottom of young Lyn from Lechlade 3. "Hands off!" she demanded
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    18-11-2017, 16:08
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    You got there faster than I expected, philopodex. I had several further clues lined up - you didn't even let me get to 'pigs might fly'! Yes,...
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    18-11-2017, 12:54
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    See where you're coming from, philopodex, but nope. 2. She is a divider of opinion. Many consider her an iconic beauty, others an eyesore that...
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    18-11-2017, 12:44
    LondonLurker replied to a thread A game of anagrams in Games
    unclothed (-h, -l) --> counted
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    18-11-2017, 12:38
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Name Above The Title in Games
    Burn After Reading George Clooney
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    18-11-2017, 12:35
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Two Choices in Games
    proper noun or charlie
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    18-11-2017, 12:30
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Name a Tune in Games
    Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen (Surely a song with a title and sentiment that will appeal to many on these forums :). )
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    18-11-2017, 12:05
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    But his clues are perfectly fair, and in this game ideally it should take a few iterations of guessing and additional clues to get to the correct...
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    18-11-2017, 11:36
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    6. Oh Carolina Originally by the Folkes Brothers in 1960 (it says here), but younger listeners will remember the nineties version by Shaggy.
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    18-11-2017, 11:22
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    Thanks, philopodex. Nice clues, too - I doubt I'd have got 'withers' as a horsey reference without the other hints. Let's try a new game, even...
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    17-11-2017, 21:33
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Taboo Game in Games
    Well, I'm thinking that 'eyes' and 'nose' are references to the words 'I' and 'no' (or 'know') in the song's lyrics. And I have a feeling I'm close...
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    17-11-2017, 21:28
    False, because I haven't seen it yet - although I may do based on the rave reviews, and if I do I'll remember my tissues just in case. The next...
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    17-11-2017, 21:26
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Name Above The Title in Games
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Freddie Highmore
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    17-11-2017, 21:23
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Ten Song Titles in Games
    3. Oh What a Circus - David Essex Nice theme by the way, Donald - I don't think I've seen it before, which is a rare thing in this thread. :)
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    17-11-2017, 21:06
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Chatroom visitors in On Topic
    Some of them are members, but choose not to log in so that they can be abusive with anonymity. Obviously that would still be prevented by disabling...
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    13-11-2017, 07:06
    LondonLurker replied to a thread Therapy in Personals
    Hello and welcome, Keeley. I wouldn't normally post on a Personals thread, but this is obviously an open question. Not sure what you're asking...
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