Be rotten to the person above thread. - Page 5

HenryIX · 10-03-2010, 14:44

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Originally Posted by Miss_Scarlet

Henry IX is inbred and therefore has a very high hairline and a receeding chin.

Scarlet is known not to be blind. So she must simply not bother to look -- or to spell correctly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artery

Scarlet cannot multi-task....when it comes to message boards and study!

There is no evidence that she can handle either - or anything else.

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Originally Posted by Ranger59

Artery can't multitask when it comes to walking and chewing gum.

... which you'll agree is no bad thing, if you've seen him walk and/or smelt his chosen gum.

fawn · 10-03-2010, 14:48

Henry is as old as the hills.

HenryIX · 10-03-2010, 15:02

fawn is as green as my valley.

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 15:20

Henry likes morris dancing and uses worms as shoelaces.

HenryIX · 10-03-2010, 15:41

libertina-uk has never worn shoes, but seems to feel entitled to opinions on laces.

SoundandVision · 10-03-2010, 16:11

Henry is a dinosaur, in fact they modelled his facial features on the menacing reptilian Tyranosaurus rex in the making of the 1969 film 'valley of Gwanji'.

Ranger59 · 10-03-2010, 16:47

Soundandvision should be seen and not heard.

Actually, due to his habit of wearing lurid tank-tops and loons, he really shoudn't be seen either.

Best avoided, all in all

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 17:04

Ranger wears imposter aftershave off the market.

Ranger59 · 10-03-2010, 17:32

libertina SELLS imposter aftershave on the market, along with knock-off DVDs

She wees in the aftershave, and leaves the last five minutes off the DVDs.

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 17:43

Ranger doesn't put the milk in first when he makes tea.

Artery · 10-03-2010, 17:47

erm....nor do I libs...
Libertina makes marmite out of the scrapings of Ranger's old beer barrels!

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 17:58

Artery once broke into a children's zoo and beat up an ostrich.

Ranger59 · 10-03-2010, 18:00

Our Terry nicked the idea for this thread from the old "Tell an outrageous lie about the previous poster" thread.

Bare-faced plagarist!

And libertina is so daft, she thinks they'd actually put an ostrich in a childrens zoo!

Soppy mare!

fawn · 10-03-2010, 18:25

Ranger eats eggs, sausage and pancakes with maple syrup poured over all of it every morning for breakfast.

Ranger59 · 10-03-2010, 19:20

Being "rottened" by fawn is like being attacked by a boxer.

A very old boxer, with sore paws, and no teeth!

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 19:31

Ranger has a pair of fluffy white slippers under the table in his living room.

Artery · 10-03-2010, 19:32

libertina failed to notice that they are actually pink

aska · 10-03-2010, 19:33

Artery left his fluffy pink slippers under Rangers table.

libertina-uk · 10-03-2010, 19:33

Artery thinks copper nitrate is a policeman's overtime payments.

Orson · 10-03-2010, 19:57

tina plays air guitar to The Final Countdown when no ones looking .

Artery · 10-03-2010, 21:21

Orson writes nasty things on the 'be nice' thread.

SoundandVision · 10-03-2010, 21:32

Artery, when Miss Scarlet is otherwise occupied, intends to exchange her i-pod touch for a Masterblaster!

Artery · 10-03-2010, 21:47

S and V has no sence of touch, or smell.

Orson · 10-03-2010, 22:27

Artery sleeps with a signed pair of Johnny Wilkinsons used shorts under his pillow .

fawn · 11-03-2010, 01:48

Owww my sore old paws. I didn't say anything that bad to you did I, Ranger? xx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger59

Being "rottened" by fawn is like being attacked by a boxer.
A very old boxer, with sore paws, and no teeth!

SoundandVision · 11-03-2010, 08:19

Fawns favourite recipe is crispy fried spiders in bread crumbs, complemented by generous red centipede goujons with a finely diced coating of Rangers toenail clippings...oh and a good wine of the hosts choice!

HenryIX · 11-03-2010, 08:19

I know fawn passes herself off as a real Essex girl, but in fact it's the pinnacle of her ambitions; she can imagine no more exalted state. She may get there one day, with the right help -- including sufficient beatings.

Nocturnal · 11-03-2010, 09:43

HenryIX has been seen walking around South End flaunting his matching Burberry trousers and shirt even though its freezing

fawn · 11-03-2010, 12:59

You nasty old fart!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HenryIX

I know fawn passes herself off as a real Essex girl, but in fact it's the pinnacle of her ambitions; she can imagine no more exalted state. She may get there one day, with the right help -- including sufficient beatings.

HenryIX · 11-03-2010, 15:39

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Originally Posted by Nocturnal

HenryIX has been seen walking around South End flaunting his matching Burberry trousers and shirt even though its freezing

Nocturnal is housebound and can't read a map; so he is forced back on imaginary places such as 'South End'.

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Originally Posted by fawn

You nasty old fart!

I rest my case.

fawn · 11-03-2010, 15:56

Face facts Henry. Tell the folks how you begged me to go out with you and even offerred gifts. When I said you were too old for me, I was serious. This is why you are so nasty. So get ova it! Life does go on.

HenryIX · 11-03-2010, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoundandVision

Fawns favourite recipe is crispy fried spiders in bread crumbs, complemented by generous red centipede goujons with a finely diced coating of Rangers toenail clippings...oh and a good wine of the hosts choice!

SoundandVision owes us a piece of crucial information: what wine would HE choose?

Artery · 11-03-2010, 21:51

Henry IX is too old to know how to work an ipod

Ranger59 · 12-03-2010, 01:10

Our Terry got very excited when he came across an article on punishment knickers. So excited, he didn't read past the title.

Which is why every time he spanks, he wears a fetching pair of baby pink French Knickers....and nothing else. Except matching socks.

He loves them so much, he celebrates their "birthday" every year ( they are seven next week) and he has never washed them.

HenryIX · 12-03-2010, 01:43

Artery offers what he cannot produce. Clearly iPods evade him. That's just one example.

Artery · 12-03-2010, 12:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by HenryIX

Artery offers what he cannot produce. Clearly iPods evade him. That's just one example.

Henry missed a swipe at his last poster, therefore I assume that Ranger's beer has got to him, and Ranger himself forgot rthat HE gave those French knickers to me thinking that I would enjoy them based on his own experiences

HenryIX · 13-03-2010, 13:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artery

Henry missed a swipe at his last poster, therefore I assume that Ranger's beer has got to him ...

Artery can't see past his own nose (indeed, who could?). There wasn't a swipe-worthy, nastifiable word in Ranger's last post. So I had to look past him at his predecessor. And it struck me that poor old Ranger seemed in his dotage to be softening up on Artery; perhaps his vituperative powers were failing, and he could do with a little help. Granted, it could be seen as unkind -- perhaps even nasty -- to gang up on someone already nicknamed after an often sclerotic bloodvessel: but then he chose the soubriquethimself, and provided a thread for the nastiness.

lilmischief · 13-03-2010, 13:39

HenryIX is just as silly by joining this lil boys silly thread making Artery not the only silly lil boy here. Well done little ones

Nocturnal · 13-03-2010, 16:31

lilmischief keeps smuggling canes on trains

HenryIX · 13-03-2010, 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nocturnal

lilmischief keeps smuggling canes on trains

Nocturnal isn' t too clear on the concept. Why is he complimenting lilmishchief?

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fawn Registered User fawn is filled with enchantment Status: Offline Posts: 8,878 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: de la tierra	10-03-2010, 14:48 Henry is as old as the hills.

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HenryIX Supporting Member HenryIX is rendering warmth to deserving cheeks. Status: Offline Posts: 2,335 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Leicester, so far	10-03-2010, 15:02 fawn is as green as my valley. William If I respect you, then I value your good opinion. Otherwise I don't want it; it would cause me serious self-doubt. In a world without walls or fences, why would we need Windows or Gates? Nobody knows what goes on inside a marriage -- least of all the two people involved.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 15:20 Henry likes morris dancing and uses worms as shoelaces.

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HenryIX Supporting Member HenryIX is rendering warmth to deserving cheeks. Status: Offline Posts: 2,335 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Leicester, so far	10-03-2010, 15:41 libertina-uk has never worn shoes, but seems to feel entitled to opinions on laces. William If I respect you, then I value your good opinion. Otherwise I don't want it; it would cause me serious self-doubt. In a world without walls or fences, why would we need Windows or Gates? Nobody knows what goes on inside a marriage -- least of all the two people involved.

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SoundandVision Chatroom Moderator SoundandVision is noted for his tarantellas Status: Offline Posts: 4,613 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: UK	10-03-2010, 16:11 Henry is a dinosaur, in fact they modelled his facial features on the menacing reptilian Tyranosaurus rex in the making of the 1969 film 'valley of Gwanji'.

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Ranger59 Custodian of the SSC Ranger59 is monitoring Worzelisms, 24/7 And knows how to respond! Status: Offline Posts: 3,042 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middlesex, running in from the Pavilion End	10-03-2010, 16:47 Soundandvision should be seen and not heard. Actually, due to his habit of wearing lurid tank-tops and loons, he really shoudn't be seen either. Best avoided, all in all "Avete accarezzato la mia natice, voi avete accarezzato la mia anima."....La mia piccola orsa *We like trains, us bears. Buses too!* "Doesn't make me a bad person....." Steve Turley "Where be that blaaackbirrrd tooo? OiI know where 'ee be. 'Ee be up yon worzel tree, an' Oil be aa'terr 'ee! " Adgeworth Scrumptington-Cutler. Bard of Zummerzet. Lord High Wassailer, and Keeper of the Sacred Flagon. Chief Worzel in Perpetuity. Gone but not forgotten.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 17:04 Ranger wears imposter aftershave off the market.

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Ranger59 Custodian of the SSC Ranger59 is monitoring Worzelisms, 24/7 And knows how to respond! Status: Offline Posts: 3,042 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middlesex, running in from the Pavilion End	10-03-2010, 17:32 libertina SELLS imposter aftershave on the market, along with knock-off DVDs She wees in the aftershave, and leaves the last five minutes off the DVDs. "Avete accarezzato la mia natice, voi avete accarezzato la mia anima."....La mia piccola orsa *We like trains, us bears. Buses too!* "Doesn't make me a bad person....." Steve Turley "Where be that blaaackbirrrd tooo? OiI know where 'ee be. 'Ee be up yon worzel tree, an' Oil be aa'terr 'ee! " Adgeworth Scrumptington-Cutler. Bard of Zummerzet. Lord High Wassailer, and Keeper of the Sacred Flagon. Chief Worzel in Perpetuity. Gone but not forgotten.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 17:43 Ranger doesn't put the milk in first when he makes tea.

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Artery Bend over NOW, Young Lady!! Artery is considering .....a poll free weekend.....but failed sunday evening Status: Offline Posts: 3,799 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Essex	10-03-2010, 17:47 erm....nor do I libs... Libertina makes marmite out of the scrapings of Ranger's old beer barrels! Scarlet is always in trouble. It is only the depth that varies.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 17:58 Artery once broke into a children's zoo and beat up an ostrich.

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Ranger59 Custodian of the SSC Ranger59 is monitoring Worzelisms, 24/7 And knows how to respond! Status: Offline Posts: 3,042 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middlesex, running in from the Pavilion End	10-03-2010, 18:00 Our Terry nicked the idea for this thread from the old "Tell an outrageous lie about the previous poster" thread. Bare-faced plagarist! And libertina is so daft, she thinks they'd actually put an ostrich in a childrens zoo! Soppy mare! "Avete accarezzato la mia natice, voi avete accarezzato la mia anima."....La mia piccola orsa *We like trains, us bears. Buses too!* "Doesn't make me a bad person....." Steve Turley "Where be that blaaackbirrrd tooo? OiI know where 'ee be. 'Ee be up yon worzel tree, an' Oil be aa'terr 'ee! " Adgeworth Scrumptington-Cutler. Bard of Zummerzet. Lord High Wassailer, and Keeper of the Sacred Flagon. Chief Worzel in Perpetuity. Gone but not forgotten.

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fawn Registered User fawn is filled with enchantment Status: Offline Posts: 8,878 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: de la tierra	10-03-2010, 18:25 Ranger eats eggs, sausage and pancakes with maple syrup poured over all of it every morning for breakfast.

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Ranger59 Custodian of the SSC Ranger59 is monitoring Worzelisms, 24/7 And knows how to respond! Status: Offline Posts: 3,042 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middlesex, running in from the Pavilion End	10-03-2010, 19:20 Being "rottened" by fawn is like being attacked by a boxer. A very old boxer, with sore paws, and no teeth! "Avete accarezzato la mia natice, voi avete accarezzato la mia anima."....La mia piccola orsa *We like trains, us bears. Buses too!* "Doesn't make me a bad person....." Steve Turley "Where be that blaaackbirrrd tooo? OiI know where 'ee be. 'Ee be up yon worzel tree, an' Oil be aa'terr 'ee! " Adgeworth Scrumptington-Cutler. Bard of Zummerzet. Lord High Wassailer, and Keeper of the Sacred Flagon. Chief Worzel in Perpetuity. Gone but not forgotten.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 19:31 Ranger has a pair of fluffy white slippers under the table in his living room.

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Artery Bend over NOW, Young Lady!! Artery is considering .....a poll free weekend.....but failed sunday evening Status: Offline Posts: 3,799 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Essex	10-03-2010, 19:32 libertina failed to notice that they are actually pink Scarlet is always in trouble. It is only the depth that varies.

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aska Supporting Member aska is tickety boo Status: Offline Posts: 445 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: cheshire	10-03-2010, 19:33 Artery left his fluffy pink slippers under Rangers table.

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libertina-uk Registered User libertina-uk is trying to get away with as many Worzelisms as possible :-) Status: Offline Posts: 2,403 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: England, reluctant expat London girl.	10-03-2010, 19:33 Artery thinks copper nitrate is a policeman's overtime payments.

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Orson Registered User Orson has no status. Status: Online Posts: 5,132 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: North West	10-03-2010, 19:57 tina plays air guitar to The Final Countdown when no ones looking .

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Artery Bend over NOW, Young Lady!! Artery is considering .....a poll free weekend.....but failed sunday evening Status: Offline Posts: 3,799 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Essex	10-03-2010, 21:21 Orson writes nasty things on the 'be nice' thread. Scarlet is always in trouble. It is only the depth that varies.

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SoundandVision Chatroom Moderator SoundandVision is noted for his tarantellas Status: Offline Posts: 4,613 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: UK	10-03-2010, 21:32 Artery, when Miss Scarlet is otherwise occupied, intends to exchange her i-pod touch for a Masterblaster!

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Artery Bend over NOW, Young Lady!! Artery is considering .....a poll free weekend.....but failed sunday evening Status: Offline Posts: 3,799 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Essex	10-03-2010, 21:47 S and V has no sence of touch, or smell. Scarlet is always in trouble. It is only the depth that varies.

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SoundandVision Chatroom Moderator SoundandVision is noted for his tarantellas Status: Offline Posts: 4,613 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: UK	11-03-2010, 08:19 Fawns favourite recipe is crispy fried spiders in bread crumbs, complemented by generous red centipede goujons with a finely diced coating of Rangers toenail clippings...oh and a good wine of the hosts choice!

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HenryIX Supporting Member HenryIX is rendering warmth to deserving cheeks. Status: Offline Posts: 2,335 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Leicester, so far	11-03-2010, 08:19 I know fawn passes herself off as a real Essex girl, but in fact it's the pinnacle of her ambitions; she can imagine no more exalted state. She may get there one day, with the right help -- including sufficient beatings. William If I respect you, then I value your good opinion. Otherwise I don't want it; it would cause me serious self-doubt. In a world without walls or fences, why would we need Windows or Gates? Nobody knows what goes on inside a marriage -- least of all the two people involved. Last edited by HenryIX; 11-03-2010 at 08:21. Reason: Thumbs

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Nocturnal Registered User Nocturnal is sweet like chocolate Status: Offline Posts: 393 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Knightsbridge, London	11-03-2010, 09:43 HenryIX has been seen walking around South End flaunting his matching Burberry trousers and shirt even though its freezing

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fawn Registered User fawn is filled with enchantment Status: Offline Posts: 8,878 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: de la tierra	11-03-2010, 15:56 Face facts Henry. Tell the folks how you begged me to go out with you and even offerred gifts. When I said you were too old for me, I was serious. This is why you are so nasty. So get ova it! Life does go on.

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Artery Bend over NOW, Young Lady!! Artery is considering .....a poll free weekend.....but failed sunday evening Status: Offline Posts: 3,799 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Essex	11-03-2010, 21:51 Henry IX is too old to know how to work an ipod Scarlet is always in trouble. It is only the depth that varies.

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Ranger59 Custodian of the SSC Ranger59 is monitoring Worzelisms, 24/7 And knows how to respond! Status: Offline Posts: 3,042 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Middlesex, running in from the Pavilion End	12-03-2010, 01:10 Our Terry got very excited when he came across an article on punishment knickers. So excited, he didn't read past the title. Which is why every time he spanks, he wears a fetching pair of baby pink French Knickers....and nothing else. Except matching socks. He loves them so much, he celebrates their "birthday" every year ( they are seven next week) and he has never washed them. "Avete accarezzato la mia natice, voi avete accarezzato la mia anima."....La mia piccola orsa *We like trains, us bears. Buses too!* "Doesn't make me a bad person....." Steve Turley "Where be that blaaackbirrrd tooo? OiI know where 'ee be. 'Ee be up yon worzel tree, an' Oil be aa'terr 'ee! " Adgeworth Scrumptington-Cutler. Bard of Zummerzet. Lord High Wassailer, and Keeper of the Sacred Flagon. Chief Worzel in Perpetuity. Gone but not forgotten.

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HenryIX Supporting Member HenryIX is rendering warmth to deserving cheeks. Status: Offline Posts: 2,335 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Leicester, so far	12-03-2010, 01:43 Artery offers what he cannot produce. Clearly iPods evade him. That's just one example. William If I respect you, then I value your good opinion. Otherwise I don't want it; it would cause me serious self-doubt. In a world without walls or fences, why would we need Windows or Gates? Nobody knows what goes on inside a marriage -- least of all the two people involved. Last edited by HenryIX; 12-03-2010 at 01:44. Reason: 'Twas the keyboard wot dunnit, guv.