Whitby March

[oyk4some]

This is for those going to the March event only.

Apart from bunty, please can you remind me what foods stuff you don't eat because of allergies and the like.

Also can those having cereal and toast only find out what cereal you and the rest of your cottage want. I will buy one box of your choice per cottage. Those having cooked can only have cereal if your cottage mates allow.

[mis_understood]

I have no food allergies and will only want toast for breakfast thank you.
mis_u

[jaywalker]

I am alergic to nuts oykie.

I don't know what cearel our cottage wants but so long as it aint got nuts or an abundance of chocolate i dont mind.

[oyk4some]

So no nuts or chocolate for you jayw.... ok no worries.

You mentioned cornflakes at some point so hopefully Tony, phillip, Barrington, Allen and betsy are ok with your choice.

[mis_understood]

Allen will do exactly what betsy tells him. She has him well under control, lol

[jaywalker]

Whoa whoa whoa! I didnt say no chocolate! I said 'any ceareal without an abundance of chocolate'! That implies that coco-pops or the like are not a breakfast food! Ugh, chocolate for breakfast is gross and totally wrong.

[Foto]

Originally Posted by oyk4some

This is for those going to the March event only.
Apart from bunty, please can you remind me what foods stuff you don't eat because of allergies and the like.
Also can those having cereal and toast only find out what cereal you and the rest of your cottage want. I will buy one box of your choice per cottage. Those having cooked can only have cereal if your cottage mates allow.

Can we have margarine in our cottage and not butter please? I'm very allergic to butter, especially the "patted" variety.

Foto

[Tonyreigate]

Any cereal or toast is ok for me, thank you

Originally Posted by oyk4some

This is for those going to the March event only.
Apart from bunty, please can you remind me what foods stuff you don't eat because of allergies and the like.
Also can those having cereal and toast only find out what cereal you and the rest of your cottage want. I will buy one box of your choice per cottage. Those having cooked can only have cereal if your cottage mates allow.

[phillip]

I don't mind which cereal I have, so if anyone else has a favourite they want, that's fine for me.

[SpankyJo]

Please can we have real porridge oats (ie not ready brek or Oats so Simple). Not allergic to anything except canes, tawses etc.

[Marker]

we will bring our own cereals but please remember that we would like semi-skimmed milk please thanks

Ian and Gilly

[bunty]

oo SpankyJo, real porridge, yummy - it's what i shall be rustling for me each morning, with a small handful of raisins added.

bunty

[Mr Allen]

Breakfast - real porridge made with skimmed milk with handful of raisins added plus fresh fruit please. I will need to keep my energy levels up!

[lilmischief]

Originally Posted by bunty

oo SpankyJo, real porridge, yummy - it's what i shall be rustling for me each morning, with a small handful of raisins added.
bunty

Originally Posted by Mr Allen

Breakfast - real porridge made with skimmed milk with handful of raisins added plus fresh fruit please. I will need to keep my energy levels up!

Oh no yeeeuuuky

Real porridge is not to be eaten sweet nor made with milk semi or otherwise, we Scots prefer to make porridge with water & a little salt, with a little milk to mix after it has been cooked. Now that is REAL porridge. lol give it a try lol lol lol


huggles
lilm
xxx

[bunty]

But jeepers, lilm, i'm as Scottish as you are!

Both parents and all their family dating back to the year do, born and raised in Scotland.

Me, born in Johnstone and raised for two years in Glasgow!

And the thought of porridge as you describe it is YUCKY!!!

bunty

[bummer]

Originally Posted by lilmischief

Oh no yeeeuuuky

Real porridge is not to be eaten sweet nor made with milk semi or otherwise, we Scots prefer to make porridge with water & a little salt, with a little milk to mix after it has been cooked. Now that is REAL porridge. lol give it a try lol lol lol


huggles
lilm
xxx

nooooooooooooooooo not all scots make porridge like that, i LOATHE it , yuck yuck yuck yuck,

i like that stuff that comes out of instant packets

[lilmischief]

Originally Posted by bummer

nooooooooooooooooo not all scots make porridge like that, i LOATHE it , yuck yuck yuck yuck,
i like that stuff that comes out of instant packets

lol i thought some of you would jump on me about this lol, oh well the instant stuff is not to my liking neither i loath sweet taking porridge and also cant stand Ready Brek and the likes yeeeeeuuukkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyy.

Still i suppose i shall stick to a lovely cooked breakfaast and have TD serve it to be in bed.

huggles
lilm
xxx

[saffron]

Originally Posted by lilmischief

lol i thought some of you would jump on me about this lol, oh well the instant stuff is not to my liking neither i loath sweet taking porridge and also cant stand Ready Brek and the likes yeeeeeuuukkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyy.
Still i suppose i shall stick to a lovely cooked breakfaast and have TD serve it to be in bed.
huggles
lilm
xxx

Now you see...THAT is a fabulous idea. I think he should dress up as a Tees MAID...and serve you in style....oh and could you please take piccies?

[oyk4some]

Originally Posted by Mr Allen

Breakfast - real porridge made with skimmed milk with handful of raisins added plus fresh fruit please. I will need to keep my energy levels up!

Fraid your cottage has corn flakes, if you want porridge you'll have to talk nicely to SpankyJo.

I only provide one choice per cottage because of wastage at the end of the week.

[bunty]

Send him over to Jo and me, Oyks. We can sell him a jolly decent bowl of real porridge made with semi-slimmed milk, with the handful of raisins and we wont charge more than three quid a go!

bunty

[Mr Allen]

Originally Posted by bunty

Send him over to Jo and me, Oyks. We can sell him a jolly decent bowl of real porridge made with semi-slimmed milk, with the handful of raisins and we wont charge more than three quid a go!
bunty

thanks bunty I’ll bring some sachets, all it needs is skimmed milk – are the accommodation units equipped with a microwave?

The cornflakes must be for some American contingent that are coming LOL

[bunty]

sachets? Of what - ketchup? and what has a microwave and real porridge got to do with one another?

I see that Jo and i shall have to charge not the three quid per bowl but a fiver to include tuition in the art of rustling a bowl of decent brekker.

bunty

[yorkie]

please please no body to arrive before 4 pm
THIS MEANS YOU

[Foto]

Originally Posted by yorkie

please please no body to arrive before 4 pm
THIS MEANS YOU

As if I would!!

[Mr Allen]

Originally Posted by bunty

sachets? Of what - ketchup? and what has a microwave and real porridge got to do with one another?
I see that Jo and i shall have to charge not the three quid per bowl but a fiver to include tuition in the art of rustling a bowl of decent brekker.
bunty

Have the accommodation units got a microwave?
I travel a lot, often to insane or uncivilised places, usually both! I have found Dorset Cereals sachets of porridge with the addition of dried fruit an excellent start to the day. This was a top tip from a scene friend a couple of years ago and much appreciated. I’ll bring these with me.
I’ll chain gang the prisoners in the car on the way up to procure the fresh fruits!

[yorkie]

cottages do have a microwave
but only if you arrive after 4 pm
confiscated otherwise lol

[Mr Allen]

Originally Posted by yorkie

cottages do have a microwave
but only if you arrive after 4 pm
confiscated otherwise lol

Excellent - many thanks

No fear of early arrival, I have three ladies to collect, the chances of them being on time is the square root of minus 3. Plus they shall have some selective water willow and hazel pruning on a little detour I have planned for them.

[lilmischief]

Originally Posted by Mr Allen

Excellent - many thanks
No fear of early arrival, I have three ladies to collect, the chances of them being on time is the square root of minus 3. Plus they shall have some selective water willow and hazel pruning on a little detour I have planned for them.

ohhhhhhhhhh how lucky are those ladies, please please can you have them prune a few more for me too, i shall be only too happy to bind them together with your help of course.


huggles
lilm
xxx

[frankDale]

Originally Posted by SpankyJo

Please can we have real porridge oats (ie not ready brek or Oats so Simple). Not allergic to anything except canes, tawses etc.

I've taken careful note. So packing extra canes, tawses &c

[TeessideDave]

Originally Posted by lilmischief

Still i suppose i shall stick to a lovely cooked breakfaast and have TD serve it to be in bed.
huggles
lilm
xxx

You never know, lilm - you just might get lucky this weekend lol! Of course, I should need to be suitably rewarded for such kindness....

TD xxx

[jaywalker]

Originally Posted by Mr Allen

Excellent - many thanks
No fear of early arrival, I have three ladies to collect, the chances of them being on time is the square root of minus 3. Plus they shall have some selective water willow and hazel pruning on a little detour I have planned for them.

??????????

[Mr Allen]

Originally Posted by jaywalker

??????????

In translation.

The journey of about 4-5 hours will include a detour that I am planning via a friends front garden and surrounding area where an abundance of water willow and hazel grows. Water Willow rods of about 5mm-6mm in diameter bundled together in say 4 or 5 with elastic bands makes an excellent implement, mix of thud and sting and correctly prepared absolutely minimal chance of any damage to the skin and over pants, none whatsoever. Hazel rods are another matter, they are thuddy and can be taped together, they are more severe but like any implement, used considerately, are great fun. Both are an alternative to the spray birch (usually silver birch is used) and these stink like mad; fortunately, in abundant supply!

We are not wanted pre 16.00 so the detour will keep the ladies occupied and me amused whilst they collect materials for their implement of doom (Ok they are good fun but doom sounds better LOL).

lilmischief as already offered to assist the implements preparation. Now I’m not sure if she is anxious to see these ladies receive the prepared implement or sample it herself, possibly both.

I’ll be collecting my order from Quality Control on Wednesday afternoon next week so even more toys to try out

[bummer]

Originally Posted by yorkie

please please no body to arrive before 4 pm
THIS MEANS YOU

with HH's timekeeping i arent worried......................he's never on time

[jaywalker]

Thanks Mr A, i get it now.

[suzzi]

i am pretty easy regarding breckies so the other house mates can fight amongst themselves. i normally have toast and make do.

As long as all the washing up is done if there is a mess after breckie i really don't mind

i will be far too excited awaiting the revelation of Mr Allen's new toys to be bothered about breckie

[Mr Allen]

I think Sir will need to test drive these on you first suzzi, in fact I'm SURE he will

Visit to Quality Control next week for some additional kooboo and dragon canes plus some straps and crops they did not have in stock when I was last at their stand.

I'll be driving down from the Midlands on Sunday, I may be at Milton Keynes or make it down to LAM but timing will be critical as I am after a refurb Violet Wand so fingers crossed.

Originally Posted by suzzi

i am pretty easy regarding breckies so the other house mates can fight amongst themselves. i normally have toast and make do.
As long as all the washing up is done if there is a mess after breckie i really don't mind
i will be far too excited awaiting the revelation of Mr Allen's new toys to be bothered about breckie

[bunty]

I shall be bringing some of my toys to Whitby, too.

I have a lovely new board game all about sheep rustling.

I have my lovely pink tiny dig cam to get videos of the sheepies.

And many of my sharp knives and lighters will come, too.

Oh, gosh yes and Whitby is where i buy a super new sharp knife each time i visit!

Hurrah!

bunty

[betsy]

Mr_Allen - I do not recall seeing any mention of diversions to collect water willow and/or hazel rods in the official travel itinerary circulated recently so you simply must have the wrong end of the stick here . . .

Re: brekkie - I am more than happy to bring a ready-opened bottle of skimmed milk with me in the back seat of your car.

oyks - cornflakes and toast is fine by me.

Can't wait now!

[jaywalker]

Originally Posted by bunty

And many of my sharp knives and lighters will come, too.
Oh, gosh yes and Whitby is where i buy a super new sharp knife each time i visit!
Hurrah!
bunty

errrrrr sharp knives? Is anyone else worried????

[Foto]

Originally Posted by jaywalker

errrrrr sharp knives? Is anyone else worried????

Not the slightest bit worried about knives, guns, garottes or anything else!

I'm very apprehensive of tilly, yorkie, butter pats and the wellbeing of a certain part of my anatomy.......and no, I'm not joking! I've been there and didn't like it one little bit.

Gonna have to keep out of the way as much as possible and be VERY well behaved.

Might even take a prayer mat with me...............stick it down my underpants!

Foto